# summary
• Captain of a sinking ship
• Based schizoposter
• AI psychosis enjoyer
• Unstable genius
• Chaotic neutral
• Not vegan (btw)
• Spherical earther
• Non-bitcoiner
• Non-carnivore
• Non-peatstr
• Notstr aficionado
• Barer of arms, abolitionist of sleavery
• Landian
• Carrier of a pocket Constitution
• Transmitter of notes by carrier pigeons
• Sovereign harasser of law enforcement at traffic stops
• Empire builder
• Tent dweller
• Memetic multigenerational fifth generation information warrior
• Pipeweed connoisseur
• Not an alcoholic
• Former drug user
• Chemtrail enjoyer
• Future drug user
• OpenClaw user
• Arch btw
• Forklift driver gigachad meme embodiment
• Wielder of a chainsaw in trees
• Not a welder
• Ex Charles Schwab, ex Federal Government software engineer
• Developer of jumblewisp community fork of Jumble nostr client
https://jumble.thecaptain.dev
• Developer of NutritionGPT nutrient analysis app
https://nutrition.thecaptain.dev
• Developer of LanguageGPT Spanish language tutor app
https://spanish.thecaptain.dev
• Writer of a personal blog on tech and sovereignty
https://captainsblog.bearblog.dev
• Maker of the thickest wine on nostr, not available for purchase with bitcoins
• Enjoyer of thick coffee